Don’t worry, Glee taught me everything I need to know on how to be an ally to The Gays™ :)
Lucy: i just physically recoiled in horror
much akin to my out loud “wtf”
People always seem to just run with the idea that “all interpretations are true”, but forget the corollary that “all interpretations are true so long as they’re rational and you can derive it from evidence in the text”. And by this, I mean that there’s a limit to fan interpretations/theories/headcanons that you can come up with before it sounds like you’re talking about a whole different work entirely.